homemaking with loojie: 08/01/2003

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

My husband wants one of these.

Monday, August 25, 2003

Romeo and Juliet, for the l33t.

Friday, August 22, 2003

Time sink alert: play miniature golf.

Thursday, August 21, 2003

Light a virtual candle for someone special.

Wednesday, August 20, 2003

I know I've been out of the loop, but...

...the acting president of Liberia's name is Moses Blah???

*fit of giggles*

Sorry. I grew up with an embarrassing name myself, and used to collect them (I knew a David Garlick! really!) but that's just beyond.

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

Giant Gerbils Infest China!!

Monday, August 18, 2003

I couldn't drive in England anyway, just due to the left-side-of-the-road thing. But even if I could, the roundabouts would kill me anyway.

Friday, August 08, 2003

YOU ARE CATNIP

What herb are you?
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Tuesday, August 05, 2003

Another knickknack I don't need but would dearly love: a miniature weeping angel gravemarker. It's too morbid, of course, to ask for one on my actual grave -- although it sure would be nice.

Monday, August 04, 2003

How to make cheese.

Saturday, August 02, 2003

Feeling down? Flattery helps.
(Link courtesy of Grace.)

Friday, August 01, 2003

3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

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