homemaking with loojie

Real Women:

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
 
Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!
 
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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
 
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares!
 
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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
 
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway.
 
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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
 
Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake.
 
Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the SOB for you.

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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
 
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include brushing egg whites, so don't do it.

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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy to do it.

posted by JCA @ 11:41 AM